Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the award-winning “Serena Williams of humor writing� (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying not to be one.
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Called a “comedic Godsend� by Conan O’Brien and “the Stephen King of comedy writing� by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet.
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Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper “The Big Nap,� a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of “a world gone mad.�
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Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.